The truth.

jaydensmommie:

clambistro:

fairmanrants:

redsuspenders:

this video might be stupid but i love it

This is top notch Hook themed comedy right here.

Oh Jesus Christ this is sensational

Have I ever told you guys that Hook is like a really good movie?

Word

I need to find a man

jaydensmommie:

If for no other reason than so my coworkers stop elbowing my ribcage every time an even remotely attractive male enters the building.

Dont tell me you lost yours.  If so, I’ll have another there in 24 hours.

Not awesome.

jaydensmommie:

I’m feeling pretty overwhelmed about a decade of things I have no control over like other people being permanently invited into my child’s life. Which means I’m not sleeping well. Which means it’s that much harder to deal with the stress.

You could ask BCC for advice. As I recall, that usually put you to sleep.

Boom!

jaydensmommie:

Guys, my mom is on instagram.

How embarrassing. Now everyone knows she doesnt have a beard.

jaydensmommie:

Guys, my mom is on instagram.

How embarrassing. Now everyone knows she doesnt have a beard.

jaydensmommie:

“Uhhh… Help?”

Hang on. I’ll be right there.

jaydensmommie:

“Uhhh… Help?”

Hang on. I’ll be right there.

IF THIS DON’T MAKE YOUR BOOTY MOVE YOUR BOOTY MUST BE DEAD

You make my booty move and itch. Amazing.

jaydensmommie:

No.

How ironic that your post gave you the proof that it was false.

jaydensmommie:

No.

How ironic that your post gave you the proof that it was false.

You know, what I really need from you, Internet, is more drama.
jaydensmommie:

Jayden made me a welcome home snack.

His butt is so itchy.

jaydensmommie:

Jayden made me a welcome home snack.

His butt is so itchy.

jaydensmommie:

Should I buy these? Y/N?

For me?

jaydensmommie:

Should I buy these? Y/N?

For me?