jaydensmommie:

Guys, my mom is on instagram.

How embarrassing. Now everyone knows she doesnt have a beard.

jaydensmommie:

“Uhhh… Help?”

Hang on. I’ll be right there.

You make my booty move and itch. Amazing.

jaydensmommie:

No.

How ironic that your post gave you the proof that it was false.

http://www.tnt.tv/

jaydensmommie:

Jayden made me a welcome home snack.

His butt is so itchy.

jaydensmommie:

Should I buy these? Y/N?

For me?

Get it?

jaydensmommie:

I still sleep with the nightlight on when Jayden’s not home.

I use the word sleep pretty loosely here as I am actually sitting in bed eating a big fat chocolate chip cookie from Wegmans that I just remembered had been in my coat pocket since lunch.

delicious

I assume you are getting around the obvious flaws in the Steve v. John Fornof battle by throwing in the “had children with” line?