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If for no other reason than so my coworkers stop elbowing my ribcage every time an even remotely attractive male enters the building.
Dont tell me you lost yours. If so, I’ll have another there in 24 hours.
I’m feeling pretty overwhelmed about a decade of things I have no control over like other people being permanently invited into my child’s life. Which means I’m not sleeping well. Which means it’s that much harder to deal with the stress.
You could ask BCC for advice. As I recall, that usually put you to sleep.
Boom!
Guys, my mom is on instagram.
How embarrassing. Now everyone knows she doesnt have a beard.
“Uhhh… Help?”
Hang on. I’ll be right there.
You make my booty move and itch. Amazing.
(Source: jaydensmommie)
No.
How ironic that your post gave you the proof that it was false.
(Source: jaydensmommie)
Jayden made me a welcome home snack.
His butt is so itchy.
Should I buy these? Y/N?
For me?